Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am puke
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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