Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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