Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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