How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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