Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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