i think i have herpe
just one?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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