Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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