Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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