they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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