Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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