make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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