my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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