thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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