Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
No...this little piggys going to the bar
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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