Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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