I heard we made out
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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