i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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