I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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