Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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