Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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