gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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