im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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