It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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