a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So vagazzling was a success
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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