what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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