Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it glows. i had to have it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He did a backflip because drugs
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