At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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