this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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