i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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