Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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