So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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