its not stalking. its research.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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