I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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