I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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