hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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