she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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