Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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