It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
honey bunches of taint.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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