He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You work out of a Hotel?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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