Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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