Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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