but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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