you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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