that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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