therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was born a porn star she said
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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