i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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