if you like me you must not know who I am
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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