your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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