Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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