I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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