We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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