talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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