as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i out mim tonsoeep
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