Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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