Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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