Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
