My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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