Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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