I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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